I bought a $2 million villa on the oceanfront, and as soon as my sister found out, she called me: “we’re on our way to you, there will be 15 of us. prepare beds, towels, slippers, food we’ll be staying for three weeks. we’ll be there in 40 minutes, so hurry up.” i smiled…and made a plan
I was barefoot on imported travertine when the call came in, toes still gritty from the last sweep I’d done…